Legal

Terms of use

Last Revised: April 7, 2024

Introduction

The Site Terms form a contract between you and Us which has the same effect as an agreement in writing and govern your use of our website. If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use damnlouise.com. We may modify these Terms at any time. Each time you visit or log into damnlouise.com and its apps, you reaffirm your acceptance of these Terms. By using damnlouise.com, and any Damn Louise product or service, you agree that you are 18 years of age or older, and that readings are for entertainment purposes only. Our Website gives users the ability to consume content related to personal development, post comments and other user generated content, to purchase access to a variety of online, streaming and downloadable content on a subscription or other basis, and to purchase other services and products including readings, subject to these Site Terms.  You agree that all transactions will be performed electronically and that the terms of the purchase of access to and use of any products or services will be governed by these Terms. Damn Louise may, in our sole discretion, change or discontinue any or all aspects of our website at any time, without notice, and without liability to you.

Code of Ethics

  1. Readings are offered in good faith to empower and serve the best interests of the client. Damn Louise strives to provide guidance, and practical courses of action.
  2. Damn Louise welcomes clients of all cultures, religions, spiritual paths and sexual orientations.
  3. All readings are confidential and will not be shared with anyone without the client’s permission, unless required by law. See Privacy Policy.
  4. Damn Louise does not offer medical, legal, or financial advice, and any advice offered should not be used in place of licensed legal or financial services, or licensed medical or psychiatric care.
  5. Damn Louise reserves the right to refuse readings and/or questions that they feel they unqualified to answer, are impermissible by law, or that violate these Terms.
  6. Future predictions are not guaranteed outcomes. Predictions are expressions of opinion based on an interpretation of the present; outcomes can be influenced by decisions and actions taken after readings are delivered to you.
  7. Questions about third-parties are accepted but clients are encouraged to focus on themselves to receive practical guidance with regard to specific circumstances.
  8. Damn Louise services do NOT include solving crimes, picking lottery numbers, locating lost items or persons, predicting event dates, past life readings, diagnosing medical conditions, finding cures for illnesses, spell work, or dark magic.

Personal Information

We collect your personal information for the following reasons:

  • for the purposes of processing payments and fulfilling orders for products or services placed by you, processing your request, order fulfillment and tracking.
  • to manage and communicate with you about your account, including responding to your questions and providing customer or technical support.
  • to publish feedback and/or personal testimonials that you provide in our editorial publications and online articles.
  • to provide information about our company such as newsletters or other communications, and to deliver advertising and promotional information from our partners and third party vendors.
  • for statistical purposes and to improve our technologies including for the purpose of enhancing your experience on the Website.
  • to provide marketing messages, promotions, offers of products and services and other content which we think will be of specific interest to you, where you have consented (or not opted out, as applicable).
  • to process applications if you apply for a job that we post on our Website.
  • to manage and secure our operations including for detecting security incidents, protecting against malicious, deceptive, fraudulent or illegal activity, and prosecuting those responsible for that activity; debugging to identify and repair errors with our Website; and auditing relating to interactions, transactions and other compliance activities.
  • to enforce our agreements and policies and comply with our legal obligations.

Privacy Policy

Who Do We Disclose Your Information To?

Questions that you pose, and details discussed during readings remain strictly confidential unless required by law. Damn Louise may only disclose reading information in response to legal process, for example in response to a court order or a subpoena, or in response to a law enforcement agency’s request. We may disclose Information to third parties for fraud prevention, to investigate or prevent illegal activities or violations of our Terms, to protect the rights and safety of others, or as otherwise required by law.

Damn Louise may disclose personal information that includes your basic account information, etc. to:

  • Vendors and Other Companies. Damn Louise hires vendors and other companies to perform services for us such as creation, maintenance, hosting, delivery, and marketing of our services. This may include processing payments, email and order fulfillment, administration of contests, customer service, or conducting research and analytics, including recording of mouse movements or clicks, keyboard strokes/touches, page scrolls, typed text or other interactions during a user session. We may also use service providers to enable our chat, comments, or survey features, to moderate comments and chat among our users or to verify disclosures from influencers we work with. These chat, comment, survey, or moderation service providers may obtain recordings of your comments, text, or voice communications for purposes of making the feature available, improving our services, or addressing potential abuses of our Terms or other concerns on behalf of our users.
  • Affiliates. We may disclose Information to our Affiliates in connection with any of the uses of your Information set out in this Privacy Policy.
  • Business Partners and Third Parties. We may disclose Information to business partners and third parties (e.g., other companies, retailers, distributors, social media networks, research organizations, publishers, and non-profit organizations) for their own purposes, including marketing products or services to you, showing you relevant advertising, or providing an enhanced experience that integrates with one of our Services. When required, we will ask for your consent or provide opportunities to opt-out.
  • Sponsors, Co-promotions, and Branded Programs. We may offer content or programs (e.g., competitions, sweepstakes, promotions, games, applications, branded community or panel programs or social media integrations) that are sponsored by or co-branded with third parties that may collect or obtain Information from participants.
  • Others. We may disclose Information at your direction or when you provide us with your consent to do so, for example, when we disclose information to a third party to link an account you have with us to the third party’s account.

What Information Do We Collect?

We collect Information when you purchase our products and services, or interact with damnlouise.com and its apps. In general, the Information we collect is either (a) provided by you, (b) collected by us when you use our Services. Where required by law, we get your consent to collect this Information. This Information includes:

  • Account and Contact Information: Name, phone number, postal address, email address, username, password, age, or birth date, time and location of birth.
  • Payment, Purchase and Account Information: Credit, debit or other payment card information and Information about your subscription, account, purchases, or discounts.
  • Location Information: general location (i.e., Information derived from device information associated with your IP address, city or country code, or address) or precise location for limited services and/or region-specific offerings.
  • Device and Other Technical Information: Information about your hardware, operating system, browser type, browser settings, your mobile carrier or Internet Service Provider, and unique identifiers associated with your device, including IP address.
  • Photos, Videos, or Audio Information: Images or recordings from your device or that you otherwise post or submit to us or photos or recordings of you from live experiences or events.
  • Usage and Viewing Information: Webpages, apps, and ads you see and interact with, as well as the accounts you link together, including recordings of your interactions with our Services, which may include mouse clicks, mouse movements, keystrokes, and page scrolling. When you use our Service, you consent to the recording of your interactions with us.
  • Social Media Information: Information about your social media engagement and interaction with social media sites.
  • Other Information You Provide: Information you provide when you use our Services or participate in our events, surveys, or promotions or when you interact with us or others on our channels, pages, and accounts on social media and other companies’ platforms. For instance, we may collect chats, comments, posts, customer service communications.  We may also collect data that could be considered biometric if you choose to participate in one of our interactive research studies or other initiatives that involve the collection of this data.

What Are Our Sources of Information?

In addition to the Information we collect from you directly, Damn Louise may receive Information about you from a variety of sources, including other individuals and third-party businesses. For instance, we may receive Information about you from the following sources:

    • Friends and Other People. We may receive Information from people you know, such as when a friend invites you to participate in an offering, makes recommendations, or discloses content to you.
    • Companies You Direct to Disclose Information. We receive the Information you ask other companies to provide to us, such as your mobile carrier, your device carrier.
    • Linked Sites and Tools. We may receive Information from websites and tools offered by companies that are not affiliated with us, but that are linked to or integrated in our Services or provide links to our Services, such as third-party communities, forums, and social media sites, services, plug-ins, and applications. Your interactions with websites and tools offered by companies that are not affiliated with us are covered by the privacy policies of those companies, not this Privacy Policy. You should carefully read the privacy policies of websites and tools you use.
    • Publicly Available Sources. In limited cases, we may get Information from publicly available sources.
    • Technology and Service Providers. We may receive Information from our service providers and other technology partners we work with, such as companies that assist us with account validation, analytics, fraud prevention, or otherwise help us run our Services.
    • Advertising and Marketing Partners. We work with advertising and marketing partners, such as advertisers, app developers, publishers, and data providers that enable us to purchase or deliver ads as well as personalize, target, and measure the performance of those ads or campaigns.  These partners may provide Information about your preferences or interests or may provide Information that is inferred or derived based on your information, activity, or interactions from different businesses not associated with Damn Louise.
    • Joint Venture, Promotional, or Strategic Partners. When we partner with other companies, we may receive Information from them. We may combine this Information with Information we collect directly from you.

How Do We Use the Information We Collect?

Damn Louise uses your Information to provide you with the products and services that you request.  We use Information only as permitted or required by law and as described in this privacy policy or otherwise disclosed at the time of collection.

    • Operate our business. We also use Information to support our internal business functions, including finance, accounting, and audit.
    • Improve our Services. We may analyze your information (and create aggregated data derived from your Information) to develop, maintain, analyze, optimize, improve, measure, and report on our Services and Services features and how they are used.
    • Communications. We may send you communications, including by email, push notifications, or text, about purchases, your account, offers, contests, surveys, changes to policies, customer service inquiries, or to request feedback. We may record your comments, text, or voice communications for purposes of making features available, improving our services, and addressing potential abuses of the terms of use that apply to our Services, or other concerns on behalf of our users.
    • Safety, Security, Fraud Prevention. We may use your Information to enhance the safety and security of our Services. We may also use it to verify your identity, monitor, investigate, and prevent fraud, and halt other unauthorized or illegal activity.
    • Comply with Law sand our Terms of Use. We may use your Information to comply with applicable law, such as to satisfy a tax obligation or government request. We may also use it to enforce or defend our rights, investigate, or report potential violations of our Terms of Use.
    • With Your Consent. We may use your Information with your consent for other purposes described at the point of collection.
    • Aggregating data. We may analyze your Information to create aggregated data that we use in connection with any of the other uses of Information set out in this section.
    • Retention. We only keep Information for as long as we need it to fulfil the purpose we are using it for, as permitted by law.
    • Advertising and Marketing. We promote our brands and offerings by publishing advertising on our own Services and by placing ads on third parties’ services. We also provide advertising services for third party advertisers. We may use your Information to model, segment, target, offer, market, and advertise our Services, including providing discounts or offerings from our affiliates, business partners, and select third parties, and running competitions on social media and other channels. We may also use your Information to provide and improve our advertising services, including how we target and measure our publishing of ads for third party advertisers.

How Do We Protect Your Information?

Damn Louise has implemented administrative, technical and physical safeguards to help protect your Information. Unfortunately, no security measures are perfect, and we cannot assure you that Information will never be accessed or used in an unauthorized way.

How Can You Contact Us? 

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy you can contact us at: theweez@damnlouise.com

Cancelation and Refund Policy

READINGS VIA ZOOM
  1. You understand that once a reading has commenced, it is non-refundable. Refunds are provided only upon mutual agreement when the reading has not been performed.
  2. Appointments can be rescheduled up to 24 hours ahead of time via the “Cancel/change your appointment” button in your confirmation email. There are no fees for rescheduling or canceling your appointment at least 24 hours in advance.
  3. Please email theweez@DamnLouise.com if you need to cancel or reschedule within the 24-hour appointment window to avoid being charged as a no-show (see #4 below) for your reading.
  4. If you do not log onto Zoom within 10 minutes of the appointment time, or email as instructed above, you are considered a “No Show” and your appointment is forfeit. No refunds are provided for no-shows.
  5. Damn Louise reserves the right to reschedule your appointment. We strive to give as much notice as possible with alternative times will be via email and text if you opt in to text communication.

    READINGS VIA EMAILED PDF AND/OR VIDEO

  6. Recorded and/or written readings are typically delivered within 5-10 days from purchase, depending on volume. You may request a refund before a reading is delivered to you. However, if work on a reading has been started, but not yet delivered it is non-refundable. Please email theweez@DamnLouise.com to inquire about canceling/refunding your emailed reading.

    PRODUCTS

  7. Damn Louise products are artist-created and printed on demand. As such, they take a bit longer to arrive than if you purchased products on Amazon or a similar storefront. We thank you for this understanding this at the time of purchase. No refunds will be provided for slow shipping.
  8.  Our refund policy does not cover buyer’s remorse or change of heart. We strive to provide accurate product pictures and videos and take great care to work with vendors that deliver exceptional quality. As an artist-driven shop, we thank you for your understanding of this policy.
  9. If you do not receive your products, receive incorrect products, or receive damaged or faulty products, please email theweez@DamnLouise.com and will make every effort to rectify your order, which may include refund or replacement.

    SUBSCRIPTIONS

  10. You can manage your subscription under the Subscriptions menu item in your account. Select Cancel subscription to stop the subscription from renewing or Enable auto-renew (i.e. renew their subscription automatically and indefinitely).
  11. In the event that your payment fails, after first payment failure, we retry the payment up to 4 times—always with 12 hours between retries. If we are unable to charge you after 48 hours, we will deactivate your subscription.
  12. If your subscription is past due or expired, you can navigate to the Subscriptions menu item and click Renew Now to update your credit card details or switch to Apple Pay or Google Pay (if required) to renew your subscription.

Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, you acknowledge and agree that (i) you assume full responsibility for any loss that results from your use of Damn Louise products or services, including any downloads from the Damn Louise Site; (ii) neither Damn Louise nor its officers, owners, directors, employees, partners or suppliers will be liable for any indirect, punitive, special, or consequential damages, including any loss of data, profits, revenues, business opportunities, goodwill, or anticipated savings under any circumstances, even if they’re based on negligence or we’ve been advised of the possibility of those damages; and (iii) in any calendar month, the total liability of Damn Louise and our third-party providers, licensors, distributors, or suppliers to you will be no more than what you paid us for products or services the preceding month.

Indemnity

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Damn Louise and its owners, parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, directors, employees, suppliers, consultants, contractors, and agents from any and all claims, liability, losses, damages and/or costs (including, but not limited to, reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from your use of Damn Louise website, products, and/or services, your violation of these Terms, unsolicited information you provide to the Damn Louise through the Website, or your violation of any third party’s rights, including without limitation, infringement by you or any other user of your account of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity. These Terms will inure to the benefit of the company’s successors, assigns, and licensees.